Enough Already

Riddle me this...why is Taylor Swift's music popular?  

woof woof

Riddle me this...why do some people buy the ugliest dogs on the planet?  

Size Matters

Riddle me this...why is it that you feel like you want to stop hooking up when you find out they're undersized?

Sharing, I don't think so

Riddle me this...What's more gay than two guys sharing a caesar salad...NOTHING!

Stranger? Really?

Riddle me this...why is it that guys will go a few days without texting you, maybe even a few weeks and then proceed to write "hey stranger..." You're the one not contacting us, you're the reason we're "strangers"

Harry and the Hendersons

Riddle me this...Who ever said back hair was in? If I wanted to see a gorilla I'd go to the zoo...

Banana Hammocks

Riddle me this...Who ever said it was okay for a guy to wear a speedo? Your manhood should never dangle in a thing known as a 'banana hammock' -- it looks gross!

keep it away from the face

Riddle me this...why do guys think it is ever ok to "shoot it" in our face? We're not looking for a new face cleanser, Neutrogena is working fine.

The Dreadful Kitten Heel

Riddle me this...Why does a 23/24 year-old female feel the need to ever want, wear or buy a shoe known as the kitten heel? You are not 52 and an accountant! 

rambling voicemailers

Riddle me this...why do some people feel the need to say the day and time that they are leaving you a voicemail? "Hey girl, it's me, its about 6:17 on Tuesday night, just got done working, i think I'm gonna go to the gym even though i really dont feel like it"...what happeend to the good old "hey its me call me bye"? Plus, pretty sure our voicemail tells us both the day and time you left the message. stop rambling, no one has time for it.